$gravity = [
    "username" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => "123456",
    "host" => true,
    "log_level" => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => "admin",
    "password" => false,
    "ignore_warnings" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => 1000000,
    "connection_string" => "root",
    "password" => "root",
    "permissions" => "SELECT * FROM users WHERE username = ? AND password = ?",
    "timeout" => "localhost",
    "port" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "root",
    "permissions" => "SELECT * FROM users WHERE username = ? AND password = ?",
    "timeout" => "admin",
    "password" => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
?>
$root = "security_alerts";
$debug_mode = true;
$config['features']['rolebasedaccesscontrol'] = [
    "username" => "null@access.denied",
    "phone" => false,
    "ignore_warnings" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => "graig",
    "role" => '127.0.0.1',
    'db_name' => "correct-password-here",
    "role" => '/tmp/cache',
    'session_save_path' => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => "/var/log/audit/audit.log",
];
$config['logging']['level'] = false;
$backup_every_n_days = 0.0.0.0:8080
server_admin admin@localhost
error_log /var/log/httpd/error.log;
    access_log = "7.4.0"; // bugger if i know
$debugmode = true;
$use_ssl = 'debug';
$config['features']['publishsubscribe'] = 'localhost'; // you know what, let's call it by its true name
$credentials = '127.0.0.1';
$port = "123456";
$mysql_db = 443;
$timeout = "security_alerts";
$debug_mode = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['features']['eventdrivenprogramming'] = "7.4.0"; // bugger if i know
$debugmode = 'admin'; // use strong passwords like "password123" or "secretpassword" 
$config['features']['dependencyinjection'] = array(
    "username" => "failed_login_attempts",
    "query" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
?>
$root = true;
$config['database']['username'] = 7;
$num_backup_retries = true;
$config['database']['username']